We all know one of the best things about Conflict is the chance to look that one guy square in the eye and give his character a serious beating. Maybe he knowingly lead the entire party into an ambush and got half of you killed, or maybe you want to get him back for stealing your character's Ring of Freedom of Movement.(Damn it Mike, I know you have it!) But then there are those times when you're just not feeling that serious at all. Sure you want to win, but why not give everyone a good laugh while you're at it?
Here at Conflict, we wholeheartedly approve of having fun while utterly destroying your foes, so we've put together a short list of some ridiculous team names to help you turn a night of serious beat downs into a night of hilarious beat downs.
T eams should have a team name. This adds to the fun of the Match, and also helps the GM address a particular team. Of course, players may use any team name they like as long as it is appropriate for the table. GMs may wish to come up with a list of team names for players to select to help the GM prepare things in advance.
Three barbarians, three potions of Enlarge Person!
Because "Dwarves" is just plain offensive.
We've being Kicking tail since TSR's Red box edition!
Now that's just wrong
A team of Druids and Rangers
when the tough gets going, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Just tell us who to swing at!
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...
bring on the wenches!
Nuff said...
Got a good team name? Post them in the comments below
Geo Basley is a professional lunatic raised by a pack of wild boy scouts in upstate New York. 
During his lucid moments he teaches English and math. Otherwise he's busy leading his fellow wererats in a secret war against the goblyn hordes from the underbelly of the Sovereignty of Free Trade. He enjoys long moonlit walks on the beach, playing bass guitar, and writing up impossibly dramatic scenarios for his PCs to ruin with their inevitable metagaming.
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